Funny Stuff

Posted on: 28 June, 2018

There is a common every day occurrence that is composed of fifty nine per cent nitrogen, twenty one per cent hydrogen and nine per cent dioxide. It is commonly known in the United Kingdom as a fart.

3.9 per cent of all women in Europe and North America do not wear underwear. I suspect that in places like Marbella and Ibiza that percentage is much higher. Certainly for a girl that escorts Ibiza guests it is a heck of a lot higher, because it is more efficient and the mention of it is pretty much certain to produce an instant hard on in any heterosexual man.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They do not appear until the child reaches between two and six years of age. Which is weird, but I suppose it makes it easier for them to exit the womb.

Meteorologists claim that they are right eighty five per cent of the time. But if they are right eighty five per cent of the time, how accurate is their estimate of how accurate their estimates are?

In nineteen eighty a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. Apparently what happens in a Las Vegas hospital does not stay in a Las Vegas hospital.

The full name of Los Angeles is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora de Los Angeles Porciuncula. When that is reduced to the abbreviation L.A. It is reduced to 3.63% of its size.
If you went into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there is no air pressure.

In a test performed by Canadian scientists, using various different styles of music, it was determined that hens (not chickens – that is the meat we eat!) lay the most eggs when pop music is played.

The storage capacity of the human brain exceeds four Terabytes. And, to be honest, most of that space in me is filled with useless information such as this.

Any free moving liquid in outer space will form itself into a sphere, because of its surface tension.

In the average life time, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator of the earth.

The first contraceptive that we have any record of was crocodile dung which was used by the ancient Egyptians. I suspect it worked because no one would want to have sex with someone filled with crocodile dung.