Posted on: 21 August, 2018
Avoid stains - Ever packed light clothes and found a stain on them when you arrived? This is a killer for professional escorts, obviously. Never have this problem again! Firstly, you should always make sure that your light coloured clothes are packed inside out. And secondly, hold onto the disposable shower caps from hotels. These can be used to cover the soles of your shoes so that you have the dirty things wrapped up like a crime scene investigators outfit.
Take your condoms and essential sex supplies with you – Is there anything more disappointing than feeling the urge to get down to some naughty fun and finding that your assumption about the local shops and bars being stocked with condoms is wrong? Clearly for a girl who needs to be ready to escort Las Palmas men that would be more than a passion killer. It would be a business killer. And it is amazing the places where that can happen. For example, the major hotels in Ibiza – where pretty much anything goes – do not have condom machines anywhere in the hotels. Not even in the hotel shop. God knows why. So leave your embarassment at the checkin in desk and take your condoms with you. Likewise a small bottle of lube. And at least one sex toy. Trust me, the airport security staff will have seen it all before. But they will draw the line at BDSM gear going in your hand luggage, so put the spreader bar, handcuffs and floggers in your hold baggage!
Roll and vacuum pack – Do not arrive at your holiday destination and be faced with a pile of ironing. That is not the way to start a relaxing break.Instead, to save space and stop creasing, roll your clothes instead of folding them. And if you really need the extra space and are not afraid of some creases getting through, you can then place your clothes in vacuum compression bags. To use there bags, put your clothes in, seal the bag, and then squeeze the air out. The old fashioned ones used to need the assistance of a floor vacuum. Now you can get ninety per cent of the effectiveness without the hassle and noise. And you can re use them for your journey home without needing to bum a hoover from hotel housekeeping!